Christmas Jokes
Thursday, November 1, 2007
What do elves learn in school? Or who delivers the cat's Christmas presents? On Christmas day, puzzle your friends with these funny riddles and make everyone laugh heartily by telling some awesome Christmas Jokes. There are a few of them at Santa's Net
Christmas is the time when people put so many bulbs on the outside of their houses, you don't know if they're celebrating the birth of Jesus or General Electric.
Christmas is a time when people get emotional over family ties, particularly if they have to wear them.
I remember my dad was shopping in a toy store. He said, "That's a terrific train set. I'll buy it."
The Clerk said, "Great, I'm sure your son will love it."
Dad said, "Maybe you're right. I'll take two."
Q: Why does Santa wear pink underwear?
A: He's a man. He did all his laundry in the one load.
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
A: Subordinate Clauses.
Q: Why did Santa Claus take his Christmas tree to the dentist?
A: To get a root canal!
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Christmas is the time when people put so many bulbs on the outside of their houses, you don't know if they're celebrating the birth of Jesus or General Electric.
Christmas is a time when people get emotional over family ties, particularly if they have to wear them.
I remember my dad was shopping in a toy store. He said, "That's a terrific train set. I'll buy it."
The Clerk said, "Great, I'm sure your son will love it."
Dad said, "Maybe you're right. I'll take two."
Q: Why does Santa wear pink underwear?
A: He's a man. He did all his laundry in the one load.
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
A: Subordinate Clauses.
Q: Why did Santa Claus take his Christmas tree to the dentist?
A: To get a root canal!
Send this Christmas ecard!
Click For More Christmas Comments
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