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Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Well said Gordon W. Allport that, "So many tangles in life are ultimately hopeless that we have no appropriate sword other than laughter." So nothing in this world can compete laughter in making your friends and loved ones feel good even without your presence. Check out these myspace funny Christmas comments and try these out to make your loved ones laugh.



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MySpace Christmas Jokes Comments: Christmas Fun and Humor

Saturday, December 8, 2007
I'm sure you are having a daily look on the Christmas Countdown, since it's only 16 more days for the Christmas bell to toll.

Let's start off the day with some really lovable Christmas jokes. And believe me, you can make your friends roll with laughter with these funny myspace Christmas comments. Crack a joke and delight them with wonder.

Q: Why does Santa always travel by his sled?
A: Because he doesn't earn much to pay the flight or rail fare .

Q: What is Santa's nationality?
A: North Polish

Q: Why doesn't Santa shave?
A: Because after he learned to shave, it grew back instantly and he immediately quit trying shaving. Moreover it's too cold there at the North Pole.

Q: Why doesn't Santa have a child?
A: Because he remains so busy all the year round that he always forget about it.

Q: What does Santa do all through the year?
A: Catching reindeer.






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posted by Dave Richards at 4:53 AM, | 1 comments

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Monday, December 3, 2007
I have some more jokes on Santa for you. There are number of online sites where you can find loads of Christmas jokes . I have just compiled some of them which I got from net, my friends and folks.

Why does Santa always go down the chimney?
Because it soots him!

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.

Why does Santa like to work in his garden?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!

What do you call someone who doesn't believe in Father Christmas?
A rebel without a Claus!

What's red & white and red & white and red & white?
Santa rolling down a hill!

What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish!

What does Santa get if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobic!

What would you call Father Christmas if he became a detective?
Santa Clues!

Where do elves go to vote?
The North Poll.

And finally here is a detail of the Clause family.

St. Nicholas is the main Claus. His wife is a relative Claus. His children are dependent Clauses. Their Dutch uncle is a restrictive Claus. As a group, they're all renouned Clauses. Santa's elves are subordinate Clauses.



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posted by Dave Richards at 1:23 AM, | 0 comments

Christmas Jokes

Thursday, November 1, 2007
What do elves learn in school? Or who delivers the cat's Christmas presents? On Christmas day, puzzle your friends with these funny riddles and make everyone laugh heartily by telling some awesome Christmas Jokes. There are a few of them at Santa's Net

Christmas is the time when people put so many bulbs on the outside of their houses, you don't know if they're celebrating the birth of Jesus or General Electric.

Christmas is a time when people get emotional over family ties, particularly if they have to wear them.

I remember my dad was shopping in a toy store. He said, "That's a terrific train set. I'll buy it."
The Clerk said, "Great, I'm sure your son will love it."
Dad said, "Maybe you're right. I'll take two."

Q: Why does Santa wear pink underwear?
A: He's a man. He did all his laundry in the one load.

What do you call Santa's Helpers?
A: Subordinate Clauses.

Q: Why did Santa Claus take his Christmas tree to the dentist?
A: To get a root canal!







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